1. pomfette:

    sarrzuu:

    officialbeyonceknowles:

    Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

    what the hell is hw even code for 

    hand wjobs 

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    rainbow-heichou:

    vambrace:

    insecuredragon:

    vambrace:

    insecuredragon:

    vambrace:

    Please observe this terribly accurate depiction of my boyfriend and me

    here’s a better depiction 

    try this, actually

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    you think you’re gonna win this

    Oh I don’t think. I know

    imageimage

    petition to dub this post the cutest thing ever

    (via aliceinstripes)

  2. ignorntatheist:

    If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

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    fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

    kvotheunkvothe:

    Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

    Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

    Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

    Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

    Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

    (Source: bb-forever, via aliceinstripes)

  3. ciggers:

    forever

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    mountainsandmochas:

    one of my favorite ron swanson lines

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  4. livingg-tha-good-lifeee:

    I wanna meet some tumblr lesbians / bi kik: maciekurth

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    Esmeralda appreciation post ➝ Esmeralda appreciation week

    (via downxwithxthexfrench)

  5. musts:

    © Chris Cilfone

    Mt. Haleakala, Hana, Hawaii

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    meetingsinthedesert:

    rainamermaid:

    memewhore:

    sean3116:

    sixpenceee:

    As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting.

    Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive.

    Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong.

    In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen, he was responding.

    Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis.

    These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition.

    While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications.

    SOURCE

    HOLY STEAMING SHITFUCKS

    WHY IS EVERYONE NOT LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS

    What a fucking nightmare, just kill me.

    I know a girl who was hit by a drunk driver and in that state for a year. When she woke up the first thing she did was tell off the doctor who tried to convince her mom to pull the plug. She heard *everything* while being called brain dead.

    extremely important for many reasons

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  6. uhohbaggettios:

    Estoy Groot

    (Source: kawaii-yaois, via boysaresmokingmenthols)

  7. forever-childish:

    Childish Gambino will be featured in the fall 2014 campaign for Band of Outsiders

    Read more on Complex.

    [Submitted by becauseidont]

    (via fuckyeah-childishgambino)

  8. soundsof71:

    Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, released June 30, 1971.

    (via psychedelicatessenn)

    noveltastic:

    "DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

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