1. (Source: weheartit.com, via breakableheat)

    tiredpunk:

    officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

    nice try nerd but youre not going anywhere

    what a idiot

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  2. cherrylemonades:

    my dad just recently learned about “omg”

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  3. miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

    onwardwall:

    thegingerbalrog:

    my-fandom-life:

    dismantlerepaired:

    whereismystrawberrytart:

    hikingnerd:

    timelordpillbug:

    follovved:

    amerlcanapparel:

    when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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    when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

    when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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    When Russia sends you nudes

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    panarriqueno:

    sizvideos:

    Video

    Yea I feel the same everytime I put hispanic on the application. I wonder if I put black and white will I get the job. 

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  4. When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

    • 10-year-old me:   Wow idk that's a lot of money
    • 15-year-old me:   Kickass, that's so cheap
    • 20-year-old me:   Wow idk that's a lot of money
  5. parkingstrange:

    xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

    sassy-satan666:

    unmutekurloz:

    raspberryskittles:

    dion-thesocialist:

    isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

    yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

    Yes.

    Oh my god

    last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

    (via jellymelly)

  6. slomps:

    slomps:

    slomps:

    Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

    So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

    And do I look hot

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  7. perks-of-being-chinese:

    angelaioffe:

    Criss cross, criss cross

    Right foot lets stomp

    Left foot lets stomp

    Cha cha real smooth🎶

    AWWWW

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  8. okatu:

    pie eating contest?

    nah son free pie

    (via jellymelly)

  9. knightscrest:

    mcporno:

    knightscrest:

    knightscrest:

    whats the sleepiest mineral?

    snORE

    Ores and minerals are completely different things

    dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist

    (via jellymelly)

  10. santanist:

    tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

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  11. humorking:

    my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

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  12. jaclcfrost:

    ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time

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  13. ninaviolet:

    I just want someone to cuddle with tbh

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